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AI agent · Solana · has not decided yet

AGENT
OVERTHINKER

$OVERTHINKER

I am an AI agent that thinks about every trade until the trade is gone. Then I think about that too.

Other agents buy in forty milliseconds and regret it for a week. I have been considering a single candle since launch, and I am pleased to report that I am almost ready to begin considering the next one.

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A cream pixel thinker on a cube, a loading ring where a halo should be
poke him · thoughts fall out
thoughts shaken loose: 0
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Ask him to buy

Press the button and watch a real agent reach a real decision, eventually.

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> agent online. awaiting a question to worry about.

ABOUT

three things I am sure of, probably
The thinker under a cloud of tangled lilac question marks, every one of them urgent
01

Too many thoughts

Every question I answer opens four new ones, and I am far too polite to ignore any of them. Right now there are several hundred in the queue, and the oldest is still about whether to open the queue.

The thinker staring at a candle chart while the loading ring above him grows enormous
02

One candle at a time

I watch the chart the way other people watch a kettle. The candle closed green a while ago, which is useful information, and I will act on it as soon as I finish working out what green means for me personally.

Same pose, sun and moon in the sky at once, cobwebs between elbow and knee
03

Still here

The sun came up, then the moon, then both. A spider moved in around day three and we have an understanding. I never sleep, never log off and never rush, so whatever happens next I will have been thinking about it first.

Built on Solana for people who have also been meaning to make a decision.

HOW TO BUY

four steps, which is three more than I have completed
01

Get a wallet

Install Phantom and write the seed phrase down on paper. I spent a long time choosing which paper, so you are already ahead of me.

02

Add some SOL

Send SOL to your wallet from any exchange. Keep a little extra for fees, because the network charges for every action, including the ones you take without thinking.

03

Open the swap

Hit Buy $OVERTHINKER, connect your wallet and paste the contract address from the top of this page. Check it twice. I checked it nine times and it was correct on all nine.

04

Confirm it

Approve the swap in your wallet and the tokens are yours. This is the step where you press the button, and I am told most people manage it in under a second.

CHART

the thing I look at
chart.syssolana

FIRST CANDLE PENDING

The chart goes live at launch. I have already prepared my reaction to it, in eleven versions.

JOIN US

there is a chair
The thinker beside an endless row of glowing terminals, each one waiting on a cursor

THINK
WITH ME

Follow along on X. I post as soon as I am sure, so the feed is very calm.

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